WHA FARK SIA.
this place is dead.
i'm now
http://www.myperfectdrug.com
and
http://p.lushpark.com
-The end-
Friday, January 09, 2004
Wow.
Stale Stale Blog.
First entry in the new year.
I'd like to miss school.
But those annoying schools of kids (oh, har har, pun! Har har har) in orchard are just...
*whoopie!*
I've turned into a broke, aimless, clubber/scenester/aspiring telemarketer/teacher.
Balls to turning 18.
pat - Friday, January 09, 2004
Saturday, November 29, 2003
It's over.
Yeah.
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
I was sneaky. I skipped art mock so that I could escape a lecture from Big D.
Then... hohoho.
Guess who I bumped into while shopping after physics...
hahaha.... but he was nice about it....
maybe cause Mr. Dunn dosent know I've got nuffin for prep. NUFFIN I TELL YA...
now watch me die.
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
I was at Coffee Club with my mom.
She had earl grey and I got a Tango Mango.
*waitress scurrys off to get the drinks*
"That would be $8.00 m'am"
-long slience-
"uh, mummy?"
(in heavy honky accent) "What's that har? Chip ah? Oh! Chocolate Chip cookie ah! Okhay, One cookie ah..."
*girl at counters nods, flashes forced grin, and retype the orders*
*reciept prints*
"$9.50 please m'am.."
At this point, a queue is beginning to form behind us...
I take a quick glance over my shoulder only to see a very annoyed Avril-AhLian hybrid glaring right at my mom.
"I have alot of coin ah... okay... here is one dollah har....."
MY MOM WAS PAYING BY COINS!?!
< a few eternal minutes later.. >
(in LOUD honky accent)
"So Patty ah, what is that ah? Tango Mango har... So fruits ah? Mango and what? Tang ah?"
WAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
I could have DIED!
I love my mom!
(Avril-Lian and those behind her didn't quite get it though.)
I'm going to be a star.
I will look like Paris Hilton. That, or some girl from hooters.
I will pretend to be goth.
Or punk.
I will think that I am hardcore and have actual talent.
I will spend more energy looking like i'm singing than actually doing it.
But until then,
Johnny Hollow will be my favourite band.
*wears deadpan look*
Monday, November 24, 2003
I tried to do a Donatella Versace, just for the looks on people's faces.
BUT.
I just HAD to frigging go jet-black 3 weeks back...and now my hair won't go blonde.
BUT then again,
Now I've got the Orang-Utan-Chic look. Right.
*
I can't wait to get a job.
I wanna be a perky starbucks "wouldya like whipped cream ontapa that?".
Friday, November 14, 2003
I never thought I'd say this, but Britney and Maddie's Me against the Music, Kulcha Remix is swwheeeet.
Hints of hot hot lesbian action and bhangra.
What more could one want?
And I woke up at the wrong side of the bed this morning---right into my wall. My headstill hurts from that. Bloody...
And did you know that at McDonald's they put meat from cow's heads into beef patties? Least that's what Jenni said. I never want find out if she's right. God damn....Imagine a cow's ear in your burger....